Philip Marie

This 3-egg eggs Benedict was acceptably tasty, but a little awkward. The sizes were completely off, and the third egg makes the plate look like the mutant yellow fish Blinky from the Simpsons.

A home dried tomato, a small salad with anemic albino strawberries, and a half-hearded fresh ground pepper attempt by the waiter don’t quite complete the meal.

Strangely annoying mugs and murals.